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Hello there!
In this arcive, you'll find a small collection (10) of my
so called artwork.
The pictures are single-frame-cartoon type jokes, some of
which would make even Gary Larson [artist of "The Far Side"]
cringe. Well, I like to think so, anyway :)
They're drawn in a variety of resolutions, and one or two
are small, and saved as IFF brushes. They're all in the IFF
format, but I would expect you to need AGA to view them all
with any degree of comfort.
Personally, I've recently splashed out on a new Picasso IV
card, so I don't need to worry about viewing anything any
more. <smug grin>
I hope you enjoy these pictures. There's some pretty bad
puns there, and I'm the first to admit that I'm not Leonardo
da Vinci (maybe Pablo Picasso, depending on your opinion of
his work:)), but if the humour lightens your day a little,
I'll be happy.
The pictures:
Catch22.pic - One of the worst puns of the lot.
Dino.pic - Better drawn that most, but just a bad pun.
Gardening.pic - Akk! The puns get worse!
Headche.pic - Phew. A break from the puns!
Herd.pic - Oh no. The puns are back with a vengance.
Keyboard.pic - A PC error message that was a joke in itself.
King.pic - errr. where's the joke gone?
LostAtSea.pic - One of my most recent drawings.
Mirror.pic - My oldest drawing. (see the change in style?)
Whirled.pic - Another milk-curlding pun.
These pictures are copyright, Simon Champion. They are
freely distributable, provided that they are not altered in
any way (other than archiving) without the written permission
of the artist (Simon Champion). They must remain in the IFF
image format.
If you want to contact me, please feel free to do so at:
<simonc@mcs.co.uk> - Work. My preffered e-mail address.
or <champion@vossnet.co.uk> - Home. I don't read mail here often!
(PS: I enjoy getting jokes by e-mail! hint hint)
Thanks for taking the time to look at my pics.
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Simon Champion.